This story pitch came to life the second our contributing editor graced us with her office siren outfit and vibe. Slingback bun bound by a clip, full black attire, and of course, a skinny frame perfectly perched on the nose bridge. And it dawned on us, what hotel would the hottest office siren stay? If you’re not familiar with the term, an office siren is the monotone-dressed goddess of the office; she’s efficient, she’s confident, and well… she’s essentially a dirty martini personified.
And it dawned on us, what hotel would the hottest office siren stay in? We drew up some requirements for an office siren stay. Think: bold decor, an iconic hotel bar, and an optimal workspace for a quick video touch base. Below, we found the coolest and chicest hotels around the world; you’ll surely spot an office siren.
The Greenwich Hotel (New York City)
Starting off strong in Tribeca, the Greenwich Hotel offers sleek and unique furnished rooms to every guest. Its drawing room and courtyard are a section of serenity with a hint of quiet luxury; it’s perfect for drinking and dining after a long day in the office. Unwind at Shibui Spa, where their philosophy is based on balance. Traditional to modern, nature to city, their practitioners are trained in ancient and contemporary healing techniques.
The Siren Hotel (Detroit, Michigan)
This was a must to include; it’s in the name. Situated in downtown Detroit, it allures you right towards the entrance. With the Candy Bar and Sid Gold’s Request Room, the interiors are superb, and it’s a must-visit for the chicest vibes.
The Hoxton, Williamsburg (Brooklyn, New York)
Situated in Williamsburg, home to great artists, musicians, and chefs, you’re sure to experience a melting pot of cultures. Overlooking the Big Apple, busy sirens are taking full advantage of a Zoom call.
The Curtain (London, UK)
This modern interior is of elite status. It features exposed brick, a black-and-white marble bathroom, and coordinated colored themes within each room. But to seal the deal, this membership club houses its very own nightclub, featuring DJs and secret exclusive gigs all seven days.
The Fleming (Hong Kong)
Located in Wan Chai, Hong Kong’s version of Williamsburg, The Fleming is inspired by the city’s industrial era of the 1960s and 1970s. Each room is designed with a nod to Hong Kong’s iconic ferries, and the hotel is inspired by the city’s industrial era. The Fleming is the heart of Hong Kong’s coolest hangout spots. Wan Chai is full of vintage stores, cafes, galleries, and restaurants to visit the second you step out of the hotel lobby.
Hotel Figueroa (Los Angeles, California)
In the heart of downtown LA, this hotel is decorated with Spanish contemporary decor against stark white walls, making every detail pop. As one of downtown LA’s longest-standing hotels, it was known for its feminist roots and history, thus making it a safe haven for female travelers then and now.
The Mayfair House (Miami, Florida)
Bold, and luxurious, The Mayfair House is effortlessly cool with its eccentric design. Guests can easily find the essence of Miami in Coconut Grove, Miami’s original artist colony. Shop, wine, and dine in the heart and soul of the community. Culinary experiences from Sipsip, Fountain Lounge, and Mayfair Grill offer distinct flavors and well-deserved cocktails.
Ace Hotel Toronto (Toronto, Canada)
When entering the Ace Hotel in Toronto, you’ll be greeted by a flood of natural light. The Lobby Bar is a welcoming attraction for guests to grab coffee and pastries during the day and wine and dine at night. Moving up to the guest rooms, these rooms are stylish and functional. Like every major metropolitan city, space is limited. Upon entering each room, space is made to be a part of the design so you don’t feel like you’re stuck wall to wall.
Madame Rêve Hotel (Paris, France)
Just steps away from the Louvre, the Madame Reve Hotel is a symbol of luxury accommodation. Rooms and suites offer jaw-dropping views of the most beautiful Parisian landmarks, a sight many would experience through classic films. The hotel’s namesake restaurant, Kitchen by Madame Reve, offers relaxed French cuisine everyone can enjoy.
Hotel Carlota (Mexico City, Mexico)
In Mexico City, Hotel Carlota is at the center of art, culture, and creativity. Modern, sleek, and sophisticated, you wouldn’t want to be anywhere else. On the property, you can find a lounge and library perfect for a quick work session if absolutely necessary. Each room boosts incredible artwork from new faces of emerging Mexican artists and furniture showcasing master carpentry.
